Monday, January 4

Hillary Clinton, eat your heart out

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In the Exodus story...

Right before the 9th plague (Darkness), Moses tells Pharaoh yet again, "Let my people go!"
And he adds:


"Our cattle also shall go with us, there shall not a hoof be left behind..."
-- (Exodus 10:26)

Yes! There's nothing to add! It's perfect!

Just like Viva Fox had to take her golden retriever with her in "Independence Day", and the titular character in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure", who famously ran back into a burning pet store to save handfuls of snakes.

NO HOOF LEFT BEHIND!

The 8th commandment from Orwell's "Animal Farm."

Four legs good
Two legs bad

Three legs... means a dog you laugh at, then feel sorry for and you hate yourself.

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