She's a Lady... Woah woah woah

Abe and Sara:

"And he said to Sara his wife, 'Behold, I know that thou art a fair woman to look upon..." (Gen. 12:11)


Damn! Abe, you sweet-talker! Now THAT'S how you grease the wheels of romance... and Hebraic-monotheistic progeny.



This reminds me of the advice of my father--


"Women are like flowers:

They are soft

They are delicate

And if you keep them in your basement with no water or sunlight they will wither and die."



That's my Pop!


"Put the lotion in the basket!"