Oops!

Remember the previous post, about everyone making mistakes, even God. Well...


"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him, male and female created he them."
-- Genesis 1:27

Okay, screwed up syntax aside, this is one helluva verse!
What Yoda is saying, basically, is that we are all special, we all have that Divine spark inside of us, so treat everybody with respect and kindness.

In other words... EVERYBODY POOPS! Everybody, no matter race, religion, Ben & Jerry's flavor preference... no matter what, we are all connected. Everybody has God inside of them.

And Everybody Poops.


And so does God.

What do you think the Flood was all about?
God was flushing away all the shitty people.
And Noah was that little blue circle-thingie clinging (or cleaving, if you will) to the rim, trying to make the bowl of the world smell better.



By the way, Heath Bar Crunch!