Mission Statement

Okay, here we go.
I have allotted six months.
About 11 pages a day.
To read a total of 1850 pages.
Of the King James Bible.

Of the word

Of God.

… okay, maybe not exactly. But hopefully it will be amusing, interesting and maybe even a bit moving.


This is NOT a literal translation of the Bible,

This is a tongue-in-cheek look at the most famous book in history,
commentary mixed with personal anecdotes, tangents and
with moments of truth, pain, thought, innuendos, bodily functions, pop culture references... and scatalogical humor.

And I will try to avoid "That's what she said."

But no promises.

Basically, a Biblical commentary for the rest of us.
And a window into my soul... you peepin' tom sicko.

Enjoy.

Oh, How can you I will be honest and upfront with you? That my commentary has no ulterior motive?

I shall endear myself to you--
All my life, for as long as I can remember, I have had more hair on my ass than on my chest.

Now THAT'S honesty.

Let the sharing begin!