Monday, March 29

I Know You Want to Cleave Me...

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“For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife”
-- Mark 10:7 (based on Genesis 2:24)


How unique is my wife?

When I came home this afternoon, I started checking my e-mail on my wife’s computer.
Here is what I found:
In the DVD player:
“Star Trek, Next Generation, Season 6”

Google word search?

“Fluffy matzah balls”

Youtube video search?

“How to cut your man’s hair”

Moral:
My wife had two things in her hands today—
Scissors and balls.

ahem.


She boldly goes where no one has gone before

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